Typical Pickle
Pickle Facts
- Pickles are technically cucumbers in witness protection
- The average pickle contains 47% existential dread and 53% vinegar
- A pickle's crunch can be heard from up to 3 feet away, or anywhere in a quiet library
- Pickles were once used as currency in Eastern Europe, leading to the phrase "in a pickle"
- Scientists believe pickles may be sentient but are too polite to mention it
- The world record for pickle juggling is held by a jar that fell off a grocery shelf in 1987
- Pickles glow faintly in the dark when embarrassed